Alt Nation

Thank you, Joanna Angel, for bringing us a vast collection of pornos featuring dirty tattooed freaks. Thank you for making porn that doesn't take itself too seriously.

From the recently added list on HotMovies and HotMoviesForHer, Alt Nation is yet another tattooed fuck-tastic Burning Angel creation. Today I'm focusing on scenes 2 and 3, just because I can.

Scene 2 definitely cracked me up. Joanna Angel sends fradey-cat Tommy Pistol to the attic to retrieve a blanket. Low and behold a ghost, Cadence St. John, creeps up from behind. They fuck because that's what people and ghosts do in Joanna Angel porn. Tommy has what it takes to make Cadence squirm, and twitch with this fingers and tongue and he knows it. I know this because he says "that's fuckin' nice" and "hey-O" more times than I can count. It's not the sexiest dirty talk I've ever heard, that's for sure. The fucking is super hot, but this scene is chock full of lolz. Tommy kept saying things like, "I'm gonna fuck that ghost" and "don't go into the light". Tommy's one liners are punctuated when he lets out a big "BOOOO" as he pops his load on Cadence's throat and chest. The sexy sexin' definitely outweighs the goofy antics, but know that there are lots of jokes just in case you find that distracting.

Mr. Marcus, the big burly hunk of man that he is, shacks up with 2 hardcore hotties, Sparky Sin Claire and Kylee Cross in scene 3. This dirty pervy threesome is made better by the fact that Mr. M never takes his beret off throughout the entire scene. Yep, he is a painter and we all know painters wear berets even when they screw. He is sensitive, he is serious and he gets to do it with 2 alt porno babes. In all of its silliness, there are some super sexy picturesque moments, like when Sparky straddles Kylee's face while Mr. Marcus fucks her. Hot! These three freaks get down and dirty with the cock sucking, pussy licking and fucking, but the standout moment comes (heh) when Mr. Marcus's jiz shoots up and over Sparky's face and lands right on top of her head. You have to love those uncontrollable splooge doozies!

Alt Nation does not disappoint when it comes to satisfying marriage of comedy and hot fucking that we've come to expect from Burning Angel. I definitely recommend it to anyone who enjoys watching hot chicks covered in tattoos fuck like there is no tomorrow.