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Steve Holmes is single for the first time in 40 years after the passing of his wife Bertha. He breaks out his Grandpa boner at the funeral, and it leads to a debaucherous adventure full of scandalous family taboo.
Goth girl Marley Brinx puts the fun in funeral when she gets turned on by horny widower Steve Holmes. Turns out Steve's wife was cheating on him for years, and now he wants to spread his seed far and wide - grandpa's gone wild! Marley explained witnessing people weep brings her joy, but seeing Steve happy made her realize that she can be happy when others are.. and that made her SO wet, she had to show him! If Steve's wife could see him from heaven, she'd be very happy that he's pounding out a hot young lady's pussy after spending 40 years inside the same woman.
After Aaron's mother's funeral, Joanna's sister Ivy Lebelle showed up uninvited, or so he thought. Turns out the two gold diggers were trying to steal his inheritance! Joanna said she could trick her own husband into signing over lots of money to her, but Ivy had some thoughts on it - that nobody likes to fuck their own wife.. AND she got him a cake. Using her feminine wiles, she played to his ego pretending to be his number one fan to get his signature and enjoy his cock at the same time! Wonder if her adulterous plan will work... Either way, someone's getting fucked in the ass and ends with a load of cum on his Ivy's big tits!
Wanting to explore new options in eating out, ballin' grandpa Steve Holmes came to try the early bird special at a local eatery when his arch nemesis Johnny shows up! He was rude to the beautiful waitress, Anna Bell Peaks, and a dick to Steve after he offered to be friends, in honor of his late wife. Steve had ENOUGH, and an old man spoon fight ensues! Steve defeats his nemesis and Anna Bell was very grateful someone stood up to that jerk.. and horny! She was happy to tell her new favorite customer more about that very special meatloaf, only now HIS man-meat was on the menu. You know what they say: the early bird gets to fuck a gorgeous big titty waitress over the table!
DAMNIT. I find a really nice guy with a really rich sick mom and I get screwed by the fucking system again! My sister failed at getting my husband to sign over his inheritance, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and trick his brother Will Havoc into doing so. It wasn't as easy as I thought it would be- my brother-in-law said I needed an excuse to see him! Pretending to care is so hard, and he saw right through my 'funeral card' plan, noticing it was in fact, not a card, but his mom's will. I mean, his name is Will, and I brought over a will, so.. UGH. Anyway, terrible people turn him on, so I used my pussy as a last resort to get my way. Piece of cake! ...or is it?
Dirty grandpa Steve waited for the right moment for stunning young lady Kristen Scott to walk by and sweep her off her feet, and eventually onto his bed, with his sexy old man charm. She went home with the older stranger, but when they got here, well- they found me trying to steal his departed wife's family heirloom dildos. I felt terrible! But he said since we were family, I was entitled to enjoy them. Remembering the cute girl in the room, we decided to masturbate and use them on each other in Bertha's honor- all in front of Steve! Genius move- he got to fuck us both, we all ate each others' pussies and asses, AND he taught me that sharing is caring. Today I learned... and came!