Private Paare Ganz Intim 3

I had to review Private Paare Ganz Intim 3. Not because someone told me to. Not because I heard it was good. Not because it looked particularly interesting. Not because my favorite performers were involved. I was compelled to watch it because it is a soft core German porno. I don’t generally care for soft core porn, but the idea of a German porn being anything other than hardcore insanity is just something I have to get my smut laden eyes on. Of course all types of porn exists all across the spectrum, I just have personally never seen a soft core German porno.

Paare Ganz Intim 3 translates to “very intimate private couples”. I’m not sure if these are real couples, but they sure are private. As you would expect from a soft core porno, no genitals are shown. It looks as though they are really doing it and have placed themselves in just the right positions to conceal any all of the goings-ons. It might have actually been hot in a no penetration kind of way, but the music totally turned me off. Imagine hotel lobby music from 1992 having sex with La Bouche and then giving birth to little music baby. That was the soundtrack to this porno.

There are 3 scenes total. Each couple has sensual sex, always edited and positioned to maintain soft core status. I would have to say that scene two is the stand out scene. The counter top “sex” is fun to watch and the redhead is just delicious. I like the way the third scene starts with a little solo masturbation action, but when the feaux sexing begins there were a few moments where I just wasn’t convinced that the lady half of the pair just want terribly into it. Whether hard or soft, I prefer my porn with committed performers.

Paar Ganz Intim 3 defintiely doesn’t get movie of the year, but if you’re into soft core then you would enjoy it.