Hollywood Icons Come To Life

I’m not one to follow reality TV shows or get into celebrity gossip. I don’t really have the need to watch other people’s boring/drama filled lives, famous or not. I don’t go out of my way to watch celebrity sex tapes or things of that nature. But, I have to admit, the idea of getting to watch Audrey Hepburn get it on with Elvis is pretty enticing. I can’t tell you why. I just know that I would rather watch Cleopatra enjoy a little cunnilingus over Paris Hilton doing um, well, anything.

Of course we don’t actually get to watch Marilyn Monroe get it on in Hollywood Icons Come To Life, instead we get the rather attractive porn star version. I was both amused and a little disappointed in this porno. Here’s why:

Each scene starts out with a little character reenactment… a character study, if you will. I was impressed by the effort out forth in most of them. The disappointment came in when the characters were lost as soon as the sex began. I sort of felt like they took the easy way out. I wanted Elvis to be Elvis the entire time he was fucking! I wanted some dirty reference to peanut butter and nanner sandwiches or something. The sex was decent, but it was on par with what you would expect from any main stream gonzo movie. Certainly masturbatable, but not different.

I have to say, above all else, I enjoyed the Tarzan and Jane scene. You could tell they had fun with it. Watching Tommy Gunn bang on the ground with rocks was hilarious. Nika Noir, although not a Jane lookalike, looked great in her fur-kini. She was playful and totally smitten by Tarzan. I definitely had fun watching her get busy – she rode Tommy Gunn like a champ!

All in all, I’d recommend this flick, just don’t expect to see any screwing in character.